Will the service be exceptional? Absolutely not. Will you make it to your seat without getting tangled in the Christmas lights? Unlikely. But it’s not about the lack of space or the verbal abuse from your waiter, it’s about how drunk you get along the way. Fortunately, that is an easy task at Panna II.
The option to bring your own alcohol provides a drunken, cost-effective atmosphere. Pull up with a case of White Claw or a bottle of Casamigos — virtually anything goes. Make sure to fill up on naan before pounding the bottle of wine you smuggled in your purse. After all, this is only the pregame.
If you’re into hookah and up for venturing above 14th street, Pergola is your spot. Rihanna was spotted there this Summer, so is any further convincing really necessary?
The music and scantily dressed patrons make for a clubby atmosphere, but you can’t forget to try the food (the Pergola Sliders are fire). Their Yelp reviews may suggest that the doorman is mean and the prices are high, but isn’t that what we all love and cherish about this city?
At San Marzano, bottomless alcohol is not just a luxury confined to brunch (although you can totally come for brunch and start your pregame at 1 pm.. no judgment)
This may look like your average Italian restaurant, but inside you will likely find a crowd of rowdy 20-somethings taking full advantage of the option for endless sangria. The $9 pasta will be your friend in keeping you from blacking out long enough to finish your tenth pitcher, so don’t forget to chow.
While we can’t promise you an endless stream of drinks like at San Marzano or Panna II, we can promise that BONDST will deliver bomb sushi and attractive clientele.
The dim lighting and upscale design make for a sexually-charged atmosphere, so perhaps bring a date before ditching them to meet up with your friends at the club. If the bill is on your dime and you’re not equipped with the funds to order three $18 cocktails, maybe try smuggling a flask of vodka and sneaking sips during your bathroom break?
The food is… fine. The adorable bubblegum pink interior is what really makes Short Stories worth your business.
Schedule a late dinner so you can finish in time for the party (and to avoid getting turned down at the door). Once the DJ gets going and the disco ball is illuminated, this cute little restaurant turns into an all-night endeavor. Order the $70 “large format” cocktail for you and your group to share over dinner so that you’re tipsy and prepped to hit the dance floor.
