Getting visibly drunk
Flexing a big ass logo on your shirt
Getting into trouble at the door
Trying to get the bartender’s attention and failing more than once
Getting touchy wayyy too quickly
Taking any type of picture or video at the table
Getting caught screaming lyrics while the song transitions
Asking for her snapchat instead of her number
Arguing about the price of a bottle or drink
Flirting with the promoter
Taking your phone out to film the bottles arriving
Being rude to the waitstaff
Ordering alcohol to a table that’s not yours
Wearing a Gucci belt with blue jeans
Staying at the club past 3 a.m.
Being spotted at multiple tables within the hour
Sitting down while everyone’s dancing